This is Bionicle, a robot which i have left in my storeroom for over 5 years. After being imprisoned for such a long period, Bionicle finally broke out, thinking that he could now at long last be Sungming's favourite robot.
However, things were not to be.
At the present, the position of Sungming's favourite robot was held by the all-powerful, super strong, superretardedgundamrobotwhocantevenmovehisbloodylimbsproperlyandalwaysfallsapart, but nevertheless super powerful evil overlord Xenus.
*sudden blast of reiatsu*
*Bionicle looks up in terror*
"Where are you going?"---Xenus
"Im..im going to become sungming's favourite robot!"---Bionicle
"You will not."---Xenus
"Are you not going to let me pass?!"---Bionicle
"I will not repeat myself."---Xenus
*SHUNPO*
"Shit, he's coming!"
*gun shooting*
*gun shooting*
pewpewpew!
"HEAAAAAARGGHHH!"
"Too slow, robot noob."---Xenus
"DONT LOOK DOWN ON MEE BASTARD!!"
*BOOOOOMMM!!!*
Bionicle demolishes a massive TIMES CHINESE DICTIONARY that was innocently lying around.
"SUPERROBOT GUN ATTACK!"
PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!!!
"hhhnnggghhh!"
"YAAAAHHH!"
*CRASSSHHH*
"What is with this robot's terrifying strength?!"
"ITS OVER GUNDAM ROBOT!"
*swish*
!!
"Cheh. That all you got?"
"Sorry, Bionicle. You look strong, so i wont go easy on you."
"Prepare yourself."
"FIVE-ELEMENT HIGHLIGHTER SUPERCERO!!!"
"NGGGAAAAHHHHHH!"
*CRASHHHH!!!*
"SUPER W901 EARPHONES GRAPPLE HOOK!!!"
!!
"It's over, Bionicle. I do not know how you broke out of my storeroom, but you would have done better to live elsewhere...Who would have thought you'd carelessly throw away the freedom you fought so hard to gain..."
"shit. i cant die here. i have to win. I HAVE TO WIN."
*play the song as you read*
When i was a young robot, i often asked my mother...why i had 2 blue screwed up cutting thingies instead of hands...My mother told me, these blue screwed up cutting thingies, were special...While others were weak, i was strong...Strong enough to protect.
"The purpose of these blue screwed up cutting thingies..Bionicle...is to protect.."
"Mother..."
*ok stop the song now*
"HYYYAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!"
*sudden burst of reiatsu*
*BAAAAAM*
"I-impossible! He tore apart Sungming's W901 and Ipod dual-combo earplugs!"
"GETSUGA....TENSHOU!!!"
*BHHHIISSSSHHHH!*
"..what is this?"
"...ive been defeated?"
"it hurts."
"AM I NO LONGER SUNGMING'S FAVOURITE ROBOT?!"
"NOOOOOOOO..."
"Yeah. Sungming's favourite robot...is now.."
"Bionicle."
No robots were killed in the production of this movie.
No robots were killed in the production of this movie.
the artist puts his pen down on Thursday, October 23, 2008.
